CryptoGuard Insurance

Have you ever been the victim of scams, rugs, or liquidating wallet-drains?

We wish that was all in the past, but the wonderful world of Web3 doesn’t have to be such a scary place anymore! Whether it be Crypto or NFTs, now you can get something back! All you have to do is insure your wallet address.

How? Very proudly, A Few Bad Newbies LLC. has designed and developed the world’s first Blockchain Insurance Agency called, “CGI”, which stands for CryptoGuard Insurance.

What does it do, you may be wondering? Just in the same exact way that insurance works for your vehicle or house, you can choose what tier coverage works best for you and your budget!

Don’t get burned by the volatility of this ever-evolving innovative tech we’re pioneering through. While the goal is to never have to rely on CGI, like fire insurance for your home, it’s simply good practice to protect your ass-ets just in case… and now you can with CryptoGuard Insurance!

Losing everything hurts. If you’ve got CryptoGuard Insurance, you won’t lose everything!  Our successful claim process will provide you with the amount due based on the tier purchased, in the currency of your choosing, and to a fresh wallet address you provide to one of our reputable agents, who are readily available.

Whether it be NFTs or Crypto, our team has got your best interest in mind when reviewing and verifying each claim. Our goal is to create a safer environment that’s more suitable to onboard “normies” by adding a safety-net to the all or nothing mentality that is becoming Web3. And you can benefit, too!

Sit back and relax with peace of mind, knowing that CryptoGuard Insurance has got you covered. We know you’ve earned it, just like all of the money you’ll receive if in the event your wallet’s assets unfortunately strikes the rotary oscillator.

CGI Platform offers the unique ability to choose how much of your investment gets returned to you! Whether centralized or decentralized, select the policy based on a percentage back and start building your claimable portfolio one payment at a time!

Short on cash, and you haven’t needed to make a claim? It’s your money. You may withdraw your claimable funds in accordance to the stipulations stated in the policy purchased, at the cost of a 25% early withdrawal fee. This process closes out your policy.

We here at A Few Bad Newbies LLC. are absolutely thrilled to share this opportunity with each and every one of you. Let’s work together to make Web3 a better, safer place by giving the world an example of how insurance should be.


CGI: Web3 Vigilance

Safety is a choice. Unfortunate accidents are not.

CryptoGuard Insurance Web3 Safety Guidelines


Introduction: Welcome to CryptoGuard Insurance! We are committed to providing you with robust insurance services for your digital assets while prioritizing your security and privacy. This Web3 Safety Guidelines outlines the terms of use and best practices to ensure a secure and responsible experience with our web app, our services, and the blockchain scene in general.

1. Acceptance of Terms: By using our web app and services, you agree to comply with the terms and conditions outlined in this agreement. If you do not agree with any part of these terms, please refrain from using our services.

2. Privacy and Security:

a. Seed Phrase and Key Phrases: CryptoGuard Insurance will never request your seed phrase or key phrases. Your private keys and seed phrases are sensitive information, and you should never share them with anyone, including CryptoGuard Insurance staff.

b. Web3 Safety Guidelines:

  • i. Secure Environment: Ensure that you use our services in a secure and private environment, minimizing the risk of unauthorized access.
  • ii. Browser Extensions: Exercise caution when using browser extensions. Only use reputable extensions, and be wary of granting unnecessary permissions.
  • iii. Phishing Awareness: Be vigilant against phishing attempts. Double-check URLs, use bookmarks, and avoid clicking on suspicious links.
  • iv. Smart Contract Interactions: Before interacting with smart contracts, carefully review the contract's code, verify its authenticity, and use well-known platforms for transactions.
  • v. Wallet Security: Keep your MetaMask or other wallet applications updated. Use strong and unique passwords, enable two-factor authentication, and never share your password or recovery phrases.
  • vi. Public Wi-Fi: Avoid accessing your crypto assets through public Wi-Fi networks. Use secure and private connections to reduce the risk of unauthorized access.

3. Responsible Use:

  • a. Blockchain Ethics: Act responsibly within the blockchain ecosystem. Do not engage in activities that intentionally violate privacy, exploit vulnerabilities, or compromise the security of the network.
  • b. Legal Compliance: Abide by all applicable laws and regulations related to digital asset ownership and insurance. Ensure compliance with local laws governing the use of cryptocurrency.

4. Educational Resources:

  • a. Continuous Learning: Stay informed about the latest developments in blockchain security and privacy. Utilize educational resources provided by CryptoGuard Insurance and other reputable sources to enhance your understanding.

5. Support and Communication:

  • a. Legitimate Communication: CryptoGuard Insurance will communicate important information through official channels or through the email and phone number provided upon checkout when it has been agreed upon between you and the agent. Be cautious of phishing attempts and don't give out your phone number to anyone.
  • b. Customer Support: If you require assistance, contact our customer support making a claim. Never share sensitive information in unsolicited messages.

Your security is our priority, and adherence to these guidelines ensures a safe and secure experience with not just CryptoGuard Insurance, but the blockchain entity as a whole as well. We appreciate your commitment to responsible blockchain practices and value your trust in our services. Thank you for choosing CryptoGuard Insurance as your digital asset protection partner!

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