Have you ever been the victim of scams, rugs, or liquidating wallet-drains?
We wish that was all in the past, but the wonderful world of Web3 doesn’t have to be such a scary place anymore! Whether it be Crypto or NFTs, now you can get something back! All you have to do is insure your wallet address.
How? Very proudly, A Few Bad Newbies LLC. has designed and developed the world’s first Blockchain Insurance Agency called, “CGI”, which stands for CryptoGuard Insurance.
What does it do, you may be wondering? Just in the same exact way that insurance works for your vehicle or house, you can choose what tier coverage works best for you and your budget!
Don’t get burned by the volatility of this ever-evolving innovative tech we’re pioneering through. While the goal is to never have to rely on CGI, like fire insurance for your home, it’s simply good practice to protect your ass-ets just in case… and now you can with CryptoGuard Insurance!
Losing everything hurts. If you’ve got CryptoGuard Insurance, you won’t lose everything! Our successful claim process will provide you with the amount due based on the tier purchased, in the currency of your choosing, and to a fresh wallet address you provide to one of our reputable agents, who are readily available.
Whether it be NFTs or Crypto, our team has got your best interest in mind when reviewing and verifying each claim. Our goal is to create a safer environment that’s more suitable to onboard “normies” by adding a safety-net to the all or nothing mentality that is becoming Web3. And you can benefit, too!
Sit back and relax with peace of mind, knowing that CryptoGuard Insurance has got you covered. We know you’ve earned it, just like all of the money you’ll receive if in the event your wallet’s assets unfortunately strikes the rotary oscillator.
CGI Platform offers the unique ability to choose how much of your investment gets returned to you! Whether centralized or decentralized, select the policy based on a percentage back and start building your claimable portfolio one payment at a time!
Short on cash, and you haven’t needed to make a claim? It’s your money. You may withdraw your claimable funds in accordance to the stipulations stated in the policy purchased, at the cost of a 25% early withdrawal fee. This process closes out your policy.
We here at A Few Bad Newbies LLC. are absolutely thrilled to share this opportunity with each and every one of you. Let’s work together to make Web3 a better, safer place by giving the world an example of how insurance should be.
YOUR FINANCES – WHERE & HOW
| INSURANCE TIER | MONTHLY COST | TOTAL CLAIM AVAILABLE | PAY CYCLE |
|---|---|---|---|
| Basic | $25 | 50% of Accrued Total from Membership Payments | 30 Days |
| Plus | $50 | 55% of Accrued Total from Membership Payments | 30 Days |
| Pro | $100 | 60% of Accrued Total from Membership Payments | 30 Days |
| Elite | $250 | 65% of Accrued Total from Membership Payments | 30 Days |
| Premium | $500 | 70% of Accrued Total from Membership Payments | 30 Days |
| Developer | $1,000 | 80% of Accrued Total from Membership Payments | 30 Days |
| Developer II | $2,000 | 85% of Accrued Total from Membership Payments | 30 Days |
| Developer III | $4,000 | 90% of Accrued Total from Membership Payments | 30 Days |
| Developer IV | $8,000 | 95% of Accrued Total from Membership Payments | 30 Days |
